I have two children: the scientist, and the dreamer. The one wearing the 3D glasses to see things that are already three-dimensional? Nope, not the scientist.

He wears these glasses everywhere.

To the bus stop.

To the dog park.

To the grocery store.

I’m pretty sure we’re somehow damaging his eyeballs by allowing him to wear these things on a regular basis, but he loves them because “they make rainbows on everything.”

I mean really, how can you argue with logic like that?